Old Farmer Peter was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones." Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you." Peter: "But I want you to." Wife: "But why?" Peter: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"
Old Farmer Peter was dying.
The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife:
"When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."
Wife:
"No, I can't marry anyone after you."
Peter:
"But I want you to."
Wife:
"But why?"
Peter:
"Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"