Ollie and Sven grabbed their poles and headed out to do some ice fishing. As they were augering a hole in the ice they heard a loud voice from above say, “There are no fish under the ice.” …

Ollie an Sven moved about 25 feet over and started to make another hole. The voice said a little stronger, “There are no fish under the ice.”
They both looked around and then looked up. Ollie said in a humble voice, “Are you God?”
The voice spoke back, “No ya idiots! I’m da ice rink attendant.”