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Бях вчера в "Халбите" с жена и казах "Обичам те". Ο σύζυγος αράζει στη βεράντα μαζί με τη γυναίκα του πίνοντας μπύρα. Αφού έχει πιει αρκετές Boy: "I love you so much Седят си мъж и жена му на верандата и се наслаждават на прекрасен залез... Мъжът тихо прошепва: - Обичам те.... Жена му саркастично го пита... - Ти ли говориш или бирата..? Мъжа отговаря.. - Аз говоря ... на бирата..... Мъжът: "Обичам те! " Жената: " Ти ли го казваш или бирата? " Мъжът: " Аз го казвам на бирата." Following conversation took place between husband and wife in a cafe. Husband: I love you. Wife: Is that you talking or the wine? Husband: I was talking to the wine.
Once upon a time, my wife and I were in the local restaurant.
We have talked to each other, but after a while, I have become quiet and then I started to talk, I have said: "you know, I love you so much, I will never leave you, never, ever, every single day I think only of you, we will be always together."
My wife has asked me: "Oh, darling, these words were addressed to me?"
I have said only: "Oh, no, sorry, darling, this time I am talking to this bottle of вееr."
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Бях вчера в "Халбите" с жена и казах "Обичам те". Ο σύζυγος αράζει στη βεράντα μαζί με τη γυναίκα του πίνοντας μπύρα. Αφού έχει πιει αρκετές Boy: "I love you so much Седят си мъж и жена му на верандата и се наслаждават на прекрасен залез... Мъжът тихо прошепва: - Обичам те.... Жена му саркастично го пита... - Ти ли говориш или бирата..? Мъжа отговаря.. - Аз говоря ... на бирата..... Мъжът: "Обичам те! " Жената: " Ти ли го казваш или бирата? " Мъжът: " Аз го казвам на бирата." Following conversation took place between husband and wife in a cafe. Husband: I love you. Wife: Is that you talking or the wine? Husband: I was talking to the wine.
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