One day in class, the teacher was teaching the kids the vocabulary word of the day. … …
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“Ok class, the word for the day is definitely. Can anyone use it in a sentence?” she asked. …
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Straight A’s Sally in the front row raises her hand and says, “The tree is definitely green.” …
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“Sorry Sally,” says the teacher “but since the tree has a brown trunk it is not definitely green. Anyone else?” …
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Timmy in the middle of the class raises his hand and says, “The sky is definitely blue.” … …
“Sorry Timmy, but since there are clouds in the sky it can’t be definitely blue. Anyone else?” … …
After a few minutes little Johnny in the back row raises his hand and says, “Is a fаrт wet?”
The teacher steels herself for another session with Little Johnny’s vulgаr mouth and says, “Excuse me? What was that Johnny?”
Johnny replies, “Is a fаrт wet?”
“Well no.” The teacher says.
To which Johnny replied, “Well then I definitely shiт my pants.”
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