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One day Superman was...
One day Superman was feeling a bit hot.
So he asked his super hero friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of action.
‘Hey Batman! Who’s good?’
‘ Well Superman, everyone knows that Wonder Woman is the best sеx in comic land. Why don’t you try her?’ replied Batman
‘I’d love to, but Wonder Woman and I are friends.
So I don’t really want to take advantage of her.’
Twenty minutes later Superman was flying over a field when he saw Wonder Woman lying nакеd, in the middle of the field, with her legs apart.
Superman was tempted.
He thought to himself, ‘I’m faster than a speeding bullet.
I can be in and out of there before she even knows I ‘m there.’
So with a blur and a sonic boom he was down, in and gone.
Wonder Woman stared up into the sky with a dazed ___expression.
‘What the hеll was that??’ she exclaimed.
‘I don’t know,’ said the Invisible Man as he rolled off.
‘But my frickin’ аrsе is killing me.
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So he asked his super hero friends for ideas on where he could get a bit of action.
‘Hey Batman! Who’s good?’
‘ Well Superman, everyone knows that Wonder Woman is the best sеx in comic land. Why don’t you try her?’ replied Batman
‘I’d love to, but Wonder Woman and I are friends.
So I don’t really want to take advantage of her.’
Twenty minutes later Superman was flying over a field when he saw Wonder Woman lying nакеd, in the middle of the field, with her legs apart.
Superman was tempted.
He thought to himself, ‘I’m faster than a speeding bullet.
I can be in and out of there before she even knows I ‘m there.’
So with a blur and a sonic boom he was down, in and gone.
Wonder Woman stared up into the sky with a dazed ___expression.
‘What the hеll was that??’ she exclaimed.
‘I don’t know,’ said the Invisible Man as he rolled off.
‘But my frickin’ аrsе is killing me.