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One mighty fine morning a string walks into a bar. The bartender says,” We Don't want any strings."
"I guess I will have to find a more understanding bartender." So the next day the same string walks into the same bar and says,” I want just one shot of Вееr: original. "NOOOO!"
The string gets kicked out and thinks up scheme so sinister it is worth a try. He comes back later used up of thinking, with frayed ends and a knot in his belly, made by himself. The bartender asked:
"Aren't you that same string that came in here 2- days in a row?"
"Nope, I'm a frayed knot." Says the string
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