Раddy goes into a bakers doing a special offer on sausage rolls and asks…
“How much for them two sausage rolls?”
“1 euro” says the baker.
“How much for just that one?” Раddy asks pointing at one of the sausage rolls.
“90 cents” the baker replies.
Paddy thinks for a while and eventually responds, “Well in that case…. I’ll ‘ave the other one”