Раddy is walking down the Blackpool prom one day and he sees a mother вrеаsт feeding her baby boy. … Раddy stops to speak to the mother. “That’s what I like to see natural вrеаsт-feeding, I was raised on that.” The young mother tells Раddy to clear off. Раddy continues, “No seriously I was raised on the stuff, look at me, tall, lots of muscles, and really fit, looking at the baby вrеаsт feeding takes me back to me childhood”, he pauses…., “can I try вrеаsт feeding on the other вrеаsт”. …
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The young mother says again, “Get away with ye, Раddy”. Раddy says convincingly “You’ve got plenty of вrеаsт milk for baby, and he doesn’t need the other вrеаsт.”
The young mother looks and Раddy and thinks, well he is good looking, fit and lots of muscle, “Come over here Раddy and you can get on the other вrеаsт”. Раddy begins suскing on the other вrеаsт. After five minutes or so, the young woman has become more relaxed and is starting to get aroused. Panting slightly, she lies back and whispers to Раddy:
“Раddy ….. is there anything else you want ?”
Paddy asks “err…. Have you got any Farley’s Rusks or a ваngеr?”