Раddy was driving his lorry (truck) when he saw a bridge with a sign saying “10 foot max. headroom.” He slowed down wondering if he could drive under it or not , ‘A Shure an’ Begorrah, I’ll give it a go,’ he thought only to find that his lorry got wedged tight underneath it. …

Раddy sat back in his seat, poured out a cup of tea and lit a cigarette. A policeman arrived a short time later and knocked on the cab door which Раddy then opened, ‘what do you think you are doing?’ asked the policeman in a sharp tone. …

‘Sure I’m having me tea break,’ replied Раddy,
‘And what do you work at?’ asked the policeman,
‘Agh shure I deliver bridges,!’ smiled Раddy!