Patient: Doc, my butt hurts! Doctor: Where exactly? Patient: Right around the entrance. Doctor: Yeah well that’s the exit. As long as you think it’s an entrance, it’ll continue to hurt.

Мъж отива на лекар и казва:

- Докторе

- Доктор

Patient: “Doctor my bottom hurts” Doctor: “Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?” Patient: “Right around the entrance” Doctor: “As long as you call it the entrance it will hurt”

- Docteur

Kevin beim Arzt: „Herr Doktor