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Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie - I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

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Roses are red
lemons are sour.
Open your legs
and give me an hour.

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A wife asked her husband:
"What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sеxy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:
"I like your sense of humor."

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boy: spell "me"
girl: M-E
boy: but you forgot the D
girl: there's no D in me
boy: not yet ;)

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Can I read your t-shirt in braille?

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Gourmet Воотy Call... Rise:
I've some bread dough in my pants. Wanna see if it rises?

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Do you like wendy's?
Cause you'll love it wendys nuts slap yo face.

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Classic Воотy Call... Lost:
Are you lost, ma'am? Because Heaven is a long way from here.

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Medieval Воотy Call... Rack:
Now there's a rack I'd like to be stretched out on.

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Gourmet Воотy Call... Compliments:
I'll have you saying, "My compliments to the chef" in no time!

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Boy: There are 20 letters in the Alphabet right?
Girl: 26.
Boy: Ah Heck, sorry i forgot the U R A Q T.
Girl: That makes 25.
Boy: I know I will give you the D later...

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Classic Воотy Call... CPR:
I hope you know CPR because you're taking my breath away.

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Caveman Воотy Call... Brow:
If I said you had a pronounced sloping brow, would you hold it against me?

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Classic Воотy Call... Bones:
There are 265 bones in the human body. Would you like to add another?

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Classic Воотy Call... Angel:
Did it hurt when you fell down from Heaven?

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Classic Воотy Call... Angels:
I didn't know angels could fly so low.

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Classic Воотy Call... Broom:
You must be a broom because you just swept me off my feet.

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Classic Воотy Call... Busy:
Are you busy tonight at around 3 a.m.?

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