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I'm like a library book ... people are always checking me out.

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Boy: Someone called ya an owl.
Girl: who
Boy: Someone
Girl: WHO?
Boy: Someone Girl: WHO?!?!
Boy: I see what he means....
Girl: What?! Who called me an owl??!
Boy: *walks away*

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Did it hurt when u fell from heaven?? "no, but it sure did hurt when i scraped my knees crawling out from hеll.

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Youre like an oreo to me, im gonna spread your legs and eat the middle

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Hey baby lets play army. I'll lay down and you can вlоw me up!

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They say we learn from our mistakes.
Which is why I make as many as possible.
I'll soon be a genius!

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I just put you at the top of my to do list.

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Boy- Wanna play the rаре game?
Girl- No!
Boy- Well that's the spirit!

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Stop being rude and start being nudе.

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Excuse me ma'am can you tell your воовs to stop staring at me.

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Guy: Do you have a band-aid? Girl: Yeah, but what for?
Guy: Oh, I just scraped my knee falling for you.

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Guy:
"Hey, you like Pokemon?"
Girl:
"Неll yes!"
Guy:
"Well, would you mind If I Squirtle your Jigglypuffs?"

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Are you a light switch, cause u just turned me on.

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Guy: Are you a chicken farmer?
Girl: No. Why?
Guy: Because you raised my соск.
*Gets smacked in the face*

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" I have hidden talents "
"What is it"
" I don't know coz it's hidden

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"Do you wanna marry me, Or be unhappy the rest of your life?"
"What's the difference?"

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I wish you could have my eyes. Then you could see how incredibly gorgeous you look!

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