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A man says to a woman,
If you hold a diamond and look in the mirror,you would be looking at two of the most beautiful things in the world.

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- -man-- Hey baby do you have a map.
- -girl-- no why --man-- because I don't know the directions to your heart.
- -girl-- and i don't know the direction to get away from you do i go left or right?

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Hey I'm looking for treasure can I have a look round your chest?

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I'm allergic to your clothes. Please, take them off

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Are you a turkey because you look like you could use a good stuffing.

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Do you have a mirror in your pants?
Cuz i can see myself in them

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Is your name WIFI? Because am feeling a connection

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Are you a bouncer at a party?
Because i bet you can't stop me from сuммing in

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Im so attracted to you its like im a squirrel and you are nuts.

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Hey yo girl you need an inhaler
Cuz I know you got that аss-ma!!!

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"You remind me of my pinkie toe you're small you're cute and i'll probably be bangin you on my coffee table later tonight"

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"Yea, flowers are nice. But have you tried going down on her with pop rocks in your mouth?"

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Roses are red
Pussys are pink
Show me yours
And I'll buy you a drink

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Hi, I'm Garret. I like long walks on the beach and that thing you just did with that banana.

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Hey, Let's play Titanic, You'll be the iceberg and i'll go down.

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Girl: What are we gonna have for dinner?
Me: Cream Pie or Вrеаsт?
Girl: Chicken don't have вrеаsт?
Me: But you do

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Hey baby are you a vampire? Because you're gonna suск me clean.

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Guy: would you be my pencil?
Girl: um i guess, but why?
Guy: oh because you are the one who can erase my past and write my future

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