Pick-Up Lines

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If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was New Years... Can I kiss you between the holidays.

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Roses are red clovers are green i will ваng you so hard you'll walk with a lean

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If you were a door I would slam you all night!!!

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Your a toilet. Why? Beacuse your full of shit

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If your two legs are slices of bread can my diск be the peanut butter

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If a man went to see his phschiatrist in nothing but saranwrap, what did the phschiatrist say? a:i can clearly see your nuts!

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Boy: Hey, girl! Wanna get some pizza and f*ck?
Girl: Uh! No!
Boy: What? You don't like pizza?

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Pickup line for you guys this weekend:
Hey baby, are you ketchup? Because I want to rub you all over my wiener.

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Hey! Did you just come from Subway?
Because I like to eat fresh. *wink

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Can you catch love?
I've got a couple of Ваlls coming your way

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Guy: Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: I don't drink.
Guy: Then can I just give you $7.50 to talk with me for a few minutes?

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Guy: If I had a dime every time I saw a girl as pretty as you Id have ten cents.

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You can stay but your clothes must go

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How To Get Any Guy:
If you were a watermelon I'd swallow your seeds.

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If you were an animal you'd be a веаvеr, because DAM, you look nice today.

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You're like a sсrеw...
The more you turn in my head, the deeper you go in my heart!!!

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Boy-Is your body from mcdonalds? Girl-Why because your lovin it.
Boy- No because its fат and greasy

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My buddies made a bet that I couldn't talk to the hottest girl I meet... Wanna get drinks with their money?

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