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They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body.
Wanna fight!?

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Guy- "The word of the day is legs"
Girl- "ok...."
Guy- "So how about we go back to my place and spread the word"

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Can I tie you shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else.

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That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

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Girl: what do you do for a living?
Me: I hunt and кill aliens
Girl: what!? Aliens arent real
Me: have you ever seen one?
Girl: no
Me: you're welcome

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Can I be your terrorist baby, because you're the bomb!

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Will you be my girlfrien?
There's no "d" now because you'll be getting it later.

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Girl, is that a shovel in your back pocket?
Cuz I'm diggin that ass

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Guy: Hey, you dropped something when you walked by.
Girl: What?
Guy: My jaw!

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Dамn baby you must be tired because you've been running through my mind

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Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

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If I could rearrange the keyboard I'd put U and I together... Oh wait, it's already there.

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If you pull my gas pump I'll give you free fuel.

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Can I touch your belly button... From the inside?

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You must play the trumpet because you make me horny

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Do you wash your pants with Windex? Cause I can see myself in them.

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Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? because your magically delicious

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The turk told his friend i got satellite and his friend said how did you get the money?
He said: i sold my tv.

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