Pick-Up Lines

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Excuse me, you seem to have something in your eye. Yep, it’s a sparkle.

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Are you an interior designer? Because when you walked in, the entire room became beautiful.

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Cheesy pick up line.
Gotcha you thieving thief!
[What]
You just stole my heart!

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I’m sorry, you owe me a drink. [Why?] You see, when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

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Oh baby, are you a communist revolutionary?
Because I feel a definite uprising in my lower classes.

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Do you like bread?
[Yes]
Awesome, me to!

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I really like the bits of your face that are covered with skin.

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I bet you’re a teacher. Everything about you shouts ‘class’.“

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Ooh you seem like you'd fit perfectly in my co-driver seat!

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Hi, I was just talking to my friend and he was wondering whether you think I’m cute.

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Hi, I’ve lost my teddy, do you think you could cuddle with me instead?

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If I were a traffic light, I'd turn red every time you wanted to cross, just so I could look at you for a bit longer.

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Girl, you must be garbage! ‘Cause I really want to take you out.

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Are you a fisherman?
You seem a real catch.

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I’m sorry, could you please help me fix my phone? It doesn’t appear to have your number.

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Boy:
“Would you give me half an hour of your time and about 8.5 inches of space?”

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Boy: Listen, could you hold something for me, please?
Girl: Of course, what?
Boy: Here, my hand.

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I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? And would you like to?

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