Q. What did the potato say when it answered the phone ? A. “Aaloo?” Q. Where do cauliflowers hang out? A. In the Gobi desert. Q. What did the flower say to its girl-friend? A. Why do phools fall in...

Q. What did the potato say when it answered the phone ?
A. “Aaloo?”
Q. Where do cauliflowers hang out?
A. In the Gobi desert.
Q. What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
A. Why do phools fall in love?
Q. What did the fат car say?
A. I’m a mota car.
Q. What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
A. Jhinga Bells.
Q. What did the half eaten naan say?
A. I wish I was puri.
Q. What language do carrots speak?
A. Gajar-ati.
Q. What do you call a bald poet?
A. Ik-bal.
Q. What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?
A. I, Iyer, Iyengar.
Q. What’s the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
A. Comepalakrishnan.
Q. How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
A. Ready.. Steady.. PO
Q. What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?
A. Rangamannar Rangarajan.

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