Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A: One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, sсuм sucker. The other is a fish. Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? A. You need 250 just to lobby for the research grant. Q: What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention? A: The caterer. Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons? A: If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons? A: Once launched, they can't be recalled. Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons? A: When they land, they prevent anything from functioning for the next hundred years.
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
A: One is a slimy, bottom dwelling, sсuм sucker. The other is a fish.
Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. You need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
Q: What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?
A: The caterer.
Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
A: If one side has one, the other side has to get one.
Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
A: Once launched, they can't be recalled.
Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
A: When they land, they prevent anything from functioning for the next hundred years.