(Say this one out loud when you’re doing your stand-up routine!) … … What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? . . . . . . . BOB … … What do you call 5 men with no arms and no legs in the ocean with a woman named Ann? . . . . . . . BOB, BOB, BOB … BOB, BOB ‘n’ Ann … … What do you call a thalidomide child with no arms and no legs in a pile of dry leaves? . . . . . . . RUSSELL … … What do you call him 6 months later? . . . . . . . PETE … … What do you call a thalidomide child with no arms and no legs between two buildings? . . . . . . . ALI
(Say this one out loud when you’re doing your stand-up routine!) … …
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? . . . . . . . BOB … …
What do you call 5 men with no arms and no legs in the ocean with a woman named Ann? . . . . . . . BOB, BOB, BOB … BOB, BOB ‘n’ Ann … …
What do you call a thalidomide child with no arms and no legs in a pile of dry leaves? . . . . . . . RUSSELL … …
What do you call him 6 months later? . . . . . . . PETE … …
What do you call a thalidomide child with no arms and no legs between two buildings? . . . . . . . ALI