Screwed, For Sure

Once a lady wanted to leave the U.S.A. but couldn't get a visa. One day, she met a man who told her not to dispair.
"l'll let you sneak aboard my captain's ship and take you to France, but you have to sсrеw me every time I bring you food, okay?"
She accepted, and for about three months the guy brought her food and water and then she sсrеwеd him. This went on for about 3 months, at which point she was discovered by the captain. The captain asked what she was doing and she said a man was taking her to France if she sсrеwеd him every time he brought her food.
The captain replied, "He sure is sсrеwing you - this is the New York Ferry."

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