Seamus walks into a pub and takes a seat.. … …. Before he can order a stout ale, the bowl of pretzels in front of him says “Hey, you’re a handsome fellow.” … … Seamus tries to ignore the bowl of pretzels, and orders a smooth, creamy Guinness® Draught. The bowl of pretzels then says “Ooooh, stout ale. Great choice. You’re a smart man.” Starting to freak out, Seamuss says to the bartender, “Holy mither of God, this bowl of pretzels keeps saying nice things to me!” The bartender says “Don’t worry about it, the pretzels are complimentary.”
Seamus walks into a pub and takes a seat.. …
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Before he can order a stout ale, the bowl of pretzels in front of him says “Hey, you’re a handsome fellow.” …
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Seamus tries to ignore the bowl of pretzels, and orders a smooth, creamy Guinness® Draught. The bowl of pretzels then says “Ooooh, stout ale. Great choice. You’re a smart man.”
Starting to freak out, Seamuss says to the bartender, “Holy mither of God, this bowl of pretzels keeps saying nice things to me!”
The bartender says “Don’t worry about it, the pretzels are complimentary.”