Seamus went to his Doctor for a physical, complaining about his sеx life. The Doc told Seamus that he needed exercise and to walk ten miles a day, then call him on the phone in seven days. … A week later, the Irishman telephoned his Doctor:
“How’s your sеx life?” inquired the Doc.
“What sеx life?” blurted Seamus. “I’m seventy miles from home.”