“Seriously, you’ve never had a mobile phone?” asked this girl in a nightclub. “What if your parents died and someone needed to get hold of you?” “Well that’s hardly likely to fuскing happen, they died 6 years ago!” I snapped. “Oh I’m so sorry, you still sound really hurt?” she replied. “Of course I fuскing am, I only heard about it 2 days ago.”
“Seriously, you’ve never had a mobile phone?” asked this girl in a nightclub. “What if your parents died and someone needed to get hold of you?”
“Well that’s hardly likely to fuскing happen, they died 6 years ago!” I snapped.
“Oh I’m so sorry, you still sound really hurt?” she replied.
“Of course I fuскing am, I only heard about it 2 days ago.”