A teacher was telling her students about human anatomy in a sеx education class. She took her pointer and pointed to the picture of a male and a female.
"The female has two вrеаsтs and one vаginа. The male has one реnis."
A little boy in the front row jumped up and said that the teacher was wrong.
"My daddy has two penises. He has a short one that he pees with and a long one that he brushes Mommy's teeth with!"