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Do you know what always catches my eye? Short people with umbrellas

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You gotta hand it to short people
Because they can't reach it

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Why can't short people cook?
Because the steaks are too high.

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How do short people greet others?
They microwave.

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Does anyone know the PC term for short people?
... Or do yall also struggle with gnomenclature

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What do you call short people on a merry-go-round?
A мidgет spinner

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You shouldn't call short people "midgets".
It isn't the right gnomenclature.

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Sometimes I want to make a joke about short people
But I don't want to stoop to their level.

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I love short people
They’re more down to earth.

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Why do you need to explain jokes to short people?
To make sure it doesn’t go over their head.

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Tall people and Short people should never date.
Long distance relationships never work out.

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Sometimes when I look at short people I wonder...
If they’re able to reach their goals

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My local funeral service is offering a 2-for-1 deal on coffins...
... but only to short people.

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You shouldn't make fun of short people
They belittle themselves.

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Why can you lie infront of short people without consequences?
It goes over their heads.

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Tall vs. Short
**Tall People:** I'm somewhere around 6 feet.
**Short People:** I'm 5 feet and 5.756432841 inches.

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Short people are oppressed
They're always getting overlooked.

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I'm not saying short people are inferior
But I do look down on them.

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