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Sitting round a small...
Sitting round a small coffee table in a room of an international insurance company, a group of 4 people waited for a job interview. There was an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular looking blonde and an awful looking fат lady.
After 15 minutes in complete silence, and avoiding each other's eye contact, there was a power cut. The unmistakable sound of a slap was heard. Two minutes later the power came on again and the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
The blonde thought - "That French son of a вiтсh wanted to touch me and by mistake must have put his hand on the fат lady who slapped his face"
The fат lady thought - "This dirтy old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".
The Frenchman thought - "That dамnеd Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another power cut soon so I can smack that French тwат again".
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After 15 minutes in complete silence, and avoiding each other's eye contact, there was a power cut. The unmistakable sound of a slap was heard. Two minutes later the power came on again and the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
The blonde thought - "That French son of a вiтсh wanted to touch me and by mistake must have put his hand on the fат lady who slapped his face"
The fат lady thought - "This dirтy old Frenchman laid his hands on the blonde and she smacked him".
The Frenchman thought - "That dамnеd Englishman put his hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another power cut soon so I can smack that French тwат again".