Southerners have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously. You are going to die anyway, so live life. They also try to avoid natural foods as most people die from natural diseases, and deep frying will кill all the germs. So here it is! The Southerner’s Medical Dictionary Artery………………………. The study of paintings Bacteria……………………. Back door to cafeteria Barium……………………… What doctors do when patients die Benign……………………… What you be, after you be eight Cesarean Section…… A neighborhood in Rome Cat scan………………….. Searching for Kitty Cauterize…………………. Made eye contact with her Colic…………………………A sheep dog Coma………………………. A punctuation mark Dilate………………………. To live long Enema………………………Not a friend Fester……………………… Quicker than someone else Fibula……………………… A small lie Impotent………………….. Distinguished, well known Labor Pain…………….. Getting hurt at work Medical Staff…………… A Doctor’s cane Morbid……………………… A higher offer Nitrates……………………. Cheaper than day rates Node………………………… I knew it Outpatient………………… A person who has fainted Pelvis…………….. ………. Second cousin to Elvis Post Operative………… A letter carrier Recovery Room………. Place to do upholstery Rectum……………………. Dамn near killed him Secretion…………………. Hiding something Seizure…………………… Roman emperor Tablet……………………… A small table Terminal Illness………. Getting sick at the airport Tumor……………………… One plus one more Urine………………………. Opposite of you’re out
Southerners have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously.
You are going to die anyway, so live life.
They also try to avoid natural foods as most people die from natural diseases, and deep frying will кill all the germs.
So here it is!
The Southerner’s Medical Dictionary
Artery………………………. The study of paintings
Bacteria……………………. Back door to cafeteria
Barium……………………… What doctors do when patients die
Benign……………………… What you be, after you be eight
Cesarean Section…… A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan………………….. Searching for Kitty
Cauterize…………………. Made eye contact with her
Colic…………………………A sheep dog
Coma………………………. A punctuation mark
Dilate………………………. To live long
Enema………………………Not a friend
Fester……………………… Quicker than someone else
Fibula……………………… A small lie
Impotent………………….. Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain…………….. Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff…………… A Doctor’s cane
Morbid……………………… A higher offer
Nitrates……………………. Cheaper than day rates
Node………………………… I knew it
Outpatient………………… A person who has fainted
Pelvis…………….. ………. Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative………… A letter carrier
Recovery Room………. Place to do upholstery
Rectum……………………. Dамn near killed him
Secretion…………………. Hiding something
Seizure…………………… Roman emperor
Tablet……………………… A small table
Terminal Illness………. Getting sick at the airport
Tumor……………………… One plus one more
Urine………………………. Opposite of you’re out