Steve and his Jewish friend Hymmie were eating dinner in a restaurant when, suddenly, an armed robber burst in and shouted, “This is a stick up - I want everyone to give me your wallets right now.”
At that moment, Steve felt Hymmie desperately pressing something into his hand.
Steve whispered, “Mate, don’t give me a gun- I’m not a hero.”
Hymmie replied, “It’s not a gun, it’s that £50 I owe you.”