Tech Talk:
- Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
- My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
- Definition of an upgrade: old bugs out, new ones in.
- C:\> Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.
- Why doesn't it ever say "EXCELLENT command or filename"?
- As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
- Southern DOS: Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)
- E Pluribus Modem
- >File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
- Ethernet (n): something used to catch the Etherbunny.
- A mainframe: the biggest PC peripheral available.
- A computer's attention span is as long as it's power cord.
- Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.
- Windows: just another pane in the glass.
- Ultimate office automation: networked coffee.
- All computers wait at the same speed.
- Go ahead, make my data.
- Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
- Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.
- ASCII sтuрid question, get a sтuрid ANSI.
- Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.
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