Ted buys a harley. The seller tells him, “whenever it’s gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome so it won’t rust.” Tht night, his girlfriend takes him to meet her parents dey take the bike. But just...

Ted buys a harley. The seller tells him, “whenever it’s gonna rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome so it won’t rust.”
Tht night, his girlfriend takes him to meet her parents dey take the bike. But just before they go in, She says: Wen we eat, we don’t talk cuz d 1st person who says anyth has to do the dishes.”k”, he says. Dey sit down & no one says a word.
As dinner goes on, Ted decides to test d situation,he reaches over & grabs her воов. Nobody says a word. So he stands up, & screws her right there, But no 1 says a word. Then he grabs the mom n fcuks her too But still, Total silence. All of a sudden it starts to rain. Ted remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his pocket… Suddenly the father shouts:
“I’ll DO the FUСКIN’ dishes!
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