Ten Reasons You Might Be A Redneck … ….. …. 1. You ever cut your grass and found a car. …. …. 2. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren’t. …. ….. 3. Your wife has ever said, “Come move this transmission so I can take a bath.” … …. 4. You were shooting pool when one of your kids was born. 5. Your mother has “ammo” on her Christmas list. 6. Your coffee table used to be a cable spool. 7. There are more than five crumpled McDonald’s bags in your car. 8. There has ever been сriме-scene tape on your bathroom door. 9. The primary color of your car is Bondo. 10. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
Ten Reasons You Might Be A Redneck …
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1. You ever cut your grass and found a car. ….
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2. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren’t. ….
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3. Your wife has ever said, “Come move this transmission so I can take a bath.” …
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4. You were shooting pool when one of your kids was born.
5. Your mother has “ammo” on her Christmas list.
6. Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
7. There are more than five crumpled McDonald’s bags in your car.
8. There has ever been сriме-scene tape on your bathroom door.
9. The primary color of your car is Bondo.
10. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.