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Defense Lawyer's Good News "I have good news and bad news Adwokat przyszedł na widzenie ze swoim klientem: - Mam dla Pana dwie informacje - dobrą i złą. - To zacznij Pan od złej. - Badania krwi wykazały Adwokat do klienta: - Mam dla Pana dobrą i złą wiadomość. Analiza DNA wykazała "Minulla on hyviä uutisia ja huonoja uutisia Адвокатот што го застапува Трпе му вели: - За тебе имам и добра и лоша вест. - Ајде прво лошата. - Крвта што ти ја земаа за анализа Státní zástupce u soudu hovoří k obžalovanému: „Máme pro vás - Van egy rossz
The attorney tells the accused, "I have some good news and some bad news."
"What's the bad news?" asks the accused.
"The bad news is, your blood is all over the сriме scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it."
"What's the good news?"
"Your cholesterol is 130."
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Defense Lawyer's Good News "I have good news and bad news Adwokat przyszedł na widzenie ze swoim klientem: - Mam dla Pana dwie informacje - dobrą i złą. - To zacznij Pan od złej. - Badania krwi wykazały Adwokat do klienta: - Mam dla Pana dobrą i złą wiadomość. Analiza DNA wykazała "Minulla on hyviä uutisia ja huonoja uutisia Адвокатот што го застапува Трпе му вели: - За тебе имам и добра и лоша вест. - Ајде прво лошата. - Крвта што ти ја земаа за анализа Státní zástupce u soudu hovoří k obžalovanému: „Máme pro vás - Van egy rossz
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