The Aussie, the Yank and the Canadian were having a bullsh1t session on this cruise ship. The Aussie said, “In Australia we have sheep that are so big they take all day to be shorn.” The Yank said,...

The Aussie, the Yank and the Canadian were having a bullsh1t session on this cruise ship.
The Aussie said, “In Australia we have sheep that are so big they take all day to be shorn.”
The Yank said, “That’s nothing, in Texas our cattle are so big the steaks have to be turned with a fork lift.”
The Canadian said, “That’s nothing, we have women with рussiеs this big.” (He then stretched his hands so wide it’d do the biggest fish justice.)
“I can’t believe you mate” the Aussie remarked.
“How do you sсrеw them then?” asked the Yank.
“They stretch man, they stretch.”

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