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Български The doctor gave me one year to live. Vor einer Woche hat mir der Arzt mir noch eine Woche, wegen Corona, gegeben. Heute stand ich vor dem Richter, der hat mir 5 Jahre und 6 Monate gegeben. Español Русский Français Italiano Ελληνικά Македонски Türkçe Українська Português Polski Svenska Nederlands Dansk Norsk Suomi Magyar Româna Doktor mi dal 4 měsíce života. Tak jsem ho zastřelil. Soudce mi dal 12 let. Problém vyřešen. Lietuvių Latviešu Hrvatski
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The doctor gave me one year to live.
So in the heat of the moment, I shot him.
And the judge gave me 15 years.
Problem solved.

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Vor einer Woche hat mir der Arzt mir noch eine Woche, wegen Corona, gegeben. Heute stand ich vor dem Richter, der hat mir 5 Jahre und 6 Monate gegeben. Doktor mi dal 4 měsíce života. Tak jsem ho zastřelil. Soudce mi dal 12 let. Problém vyřešen.
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