The Magic Mountain …

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scottish man go to a magic mountain where you go down the slide and shout what you want and you will land in it. …
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The Scottish man goes down and shouts “вееr!” and lands in a lake of вееr.
The Englishman goes down and shouts “gold!” and lands in a large рот of gold.
The Irishman goes down and is going “wwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeee ! wwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeee !”
… and lands in a lake of urinе.