The Supreme Leader of North Korea calls to Obama in the morning and says, “I’m sorry to hear about the terrorist attacks and suitcase bombs that exploded in New York. I wanted to be the first one to call and show my support to America.” ….

After a pause, Obama replies “What attack? I have no news of such attacks yet” ….

A dramatic silence prevails …
After a while Obama, hears a voice on phone that sounded like someone shouting, “Shiт! I forgot about the time difference.”