There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day. As the priest is walking by, he looks up and notices that this girl is not wearing any раnтiеs.
He then calls the girl and gives her $50 and says "Little girl, take this money and buy yourself some раnтiеs as it is not good to walk around without any раnтiеs on."
The girl then goes home and gives the money to her mother and asks her mother to buy раnтiеs for her.
When the mother asks where the girl got the money from, the girl explained what happened.
Upon hearing how the girl got the money, the mother rushes to her room, whips off her раnтiеs, and puts on one of her shortest dresses and runs out to the church.
As soon as the mother sees the priest coming, she begins to walk up the stairs.
The priest then notices the lady and calls her down.
The woman not wanting to show that she is expecting anything walks back to the priest very calmly.
The priest then gives the lady $1 and says, "Take this money and for God's Sakes, buy yourself a razor!"
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