There is a job in the newspaper that say its requirements are: Bilingual, mathematical and good with computers.
So one day a dog walks in to the office of the place that is offering with a note in his mouth saying he can do all the things asked and he drops this note on the desk of the receptionist.
The receptionist is astounded by this and calls the manager immediately. The manager comes down and says “alright then you’ll have to prove your claim”
Then he says “ok firstly you have to be good with computers.” The dog then runs to the computer behind the desk and types up his CV.
Then the manager says “Very good. But you’ve got to be mathematical and we’ve got a test to see about that. You’ve got and hour to complete it.” The manager then puts the test in the dogs mouth and the dog wanders off.
The dog comes back an hour later and gives the test to the manager. The manager quickly marks I and says “Exceptional 100%. But you’ve also got to be Bilingual” the dog then replies “Meow”
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