There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island.
One day they found a genie and he said he would grant them three wishes.
All three of them agreed that each of them would get one wish each.
The brunette said,
"I wish I was home in my bed and that this never happened."
And рооf, her wish was granted.
The redhead said,
"I wish that I was at home in my bed and this never happened."
And рооf, her wish was granted.
Then the blond said,
"I wish my friends were here with me."