There was once a woman who was obsessed with naming everything she owned. She bought a house one day and couldn’t decide what to name it, so she told herself, “I’ll sleep on it, and the first thing I see tomorrow morning will be the new name of my house!”
She wakes up the next day and rolls over. Her spouse was outdoors doing yard maintenance. She noticed him bending over with his large hairy вuтт hanging out of his pants, so she named her house Hairy Вuтт.
When she stood up to assist her husband with yard work, a stray dog strayed into their lawn. They opt to keep it. She takes the dog for a stroll and notices that he sniffs all the sidewalk cracks, so she names him сrаск.
The next day the dog runs away, and she calls the police. She tells them, “I looked all over my hairy вuтт but couldn’t find my сrаск!”
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