These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations... On a door: "Push. If that doesn't work, pull. If that doesn't work, we must be closed." Message on a leaflet: "If...

These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations...
On a door: "Push. If that doesn't work, pull. If that doesn't work, we must be closed."
Message on a leaflet: "If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons."
Outside a photographer's studio: "Out to lunch: if not back by five, out for dinner also."
In a store: "Prices subject to change according to customer's attitude."
Next to a swimming pool: "Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no 'p' in it. Let's keep it that way."

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