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This girl was riding in a...
This girl was riding in a car with her boyfriend. She got bored and said, “Every time you speed up 5MPH, I’ll take some clothes off.”
Well, this went on for about 15 minutes until she was nакеd and he was going about 95MPH. They lost control of the car and crashed into a tree.
The guy was hurt pretty badly and his car door was crushed to the point where he couldn’t open it. His nакеd girlfriend was fine and could get out of the car.
So, she took her boyfriend’s shoe and put it in front of her веаvеr and covered her chest with her arm. She flagged down a car. Without thinking she said, “HELP MY BOYFRIEND IS STUCK AND HE CAN’T GET OUT!!”
The guy in the car looked at the shoe on her crotch and his eyes got really big. He said, “If he is that far in, he’s not coming out!”
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Well, this went on for about 15 minutes until she was nакеd and he was going about 95MPH. They lost control of the car and crashed into a tree.
The guy was hurt pretty badly and his car door was crushed to the point where he couldn’t open it. His nакеd girlfriend was fine and could get out of the car.
So, she took her boyfriend’s shoe and put it in front of her веаvеr and covered her chest with her arm. She flagged down a car. Without thinking she said, “HELP MY BOYFRIEND IS STUCK AND HE CAN’T GET OUT!!”
The guy in the car looked at the shoe on her crotch and his eyes got really big. He said, “If he is that far in, he’s not coming out!”