This guy is sentenced to prison, and on his first day in jail, he meets his new cellmate… … His new cellmate is a very large, mean-looking beast of a man, whose nickname is ‘Butch.’ He immediately...

This guy is sentenced to prison, and on his first day in jail, he meets his new cellmate…
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His new cellmate is a very large, mean-looking beast of a man, whose nickname is ‘Butch.’ He immediately asks, “Do you want to be the husband or the wife?”
The new inmate thinks to himself, “Well, if I have to do this, I might as well be the husband in this relationship,” after which he says to his intimidating cellmate, “I would like to be the husband.”
Butch is at least 300 pounds and he grins and replies, “Great! Now come over here and suск your wife’s diск.”

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