Three friends die and go to heaven...
And meet God at the gate. God tells them that he will give them cars to drive into heaven, but first they have to tell him how many times they cheated on their wives, and they shouldn't bother lying because he has a big record book of every person's actions.
God turns to the first man and asks how many times he cheated on his wife, to which the man responds "twice." God flips through the big book, and sure enough, the man was telling the truth. "Since you were honest, you can get into heaven, but for cheating on your wife twice, you have to drive this 1996 Chevy Lumina for eternity," and he hands the man the keys.
God then looks at the next man and asks the same question. "I cheated on my wife 10 times," the next man replied nervously. God opened his big book, flipped through and saw that the man was telling the truth.
"For cheating on your wife 10 times, you will drive a rusty 1977 Ford Pinto for eternity" and hands the man the keys.
God then turns to the third man. "How many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"I never did."
God looks at the man skeptically and replies "You know if you lie to me, you will have to spend eternity in hеll. I'll give you one more chance to tell the truth. How many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"I didn't cheat on her, God, I was always faithful."
"Very well then." God said, and flipped to the man's name in his book.
God looks up at the man, surprised, and says "Well what do you know? You were telling the truth! Here's a Ferrari Enzo made of solid gold to drive forever! Now go enjoy heaven, my children."
They all start driving into heaven, but then the first two men see the golden Ferrari stopped at the gate. They go to see what the problem is, and the driver is crying in the front seat.
"You are in heaven and you get to drive a car made of solid gold until the end of time, what could possibly be wrong?"
"I just saw my wife on a skateboard!"
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