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Tres presidentes (Obama Tre uomini si stanno rilassando in una sauna quando all'improvviso si ode un trillo. Uno di essi porge una mano all'orecchio ed inizia a parlare; quando finisce si sente osservatissimo e spiega: Tres hombres están desnudos en la sauna. De repente algo empieza a pitar. El primer hombre Três homens estavam sentados nus na sauna. Um Americano Bill Gates Three guys are sitting in a sauna: a Mexican Eram três homens um Brasileiro um Chinês e um Argentino. O Chinês todo esperto enventou um celular na mão e disse: -Olha Brasileiro olha Argentino. E os dois: -Nooooooooooooooossa. e o... Soudain Japanilainen Suomalainen
Three men are sitting nакеd in the sauna.
Suddenly there is a beeping sound.
The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops.
The others look at him questioningly.
"That's my pager," he says.
"I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rings.
The second man lifts his palm to his ear.
When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech, steps out of the sauna.
In a few minutes he returns with a piece of toilet paper extending from his rear.
The others raise their eyebrows.
"I'm getting a fax," he explains.
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Tres presidentes (Obama Tre uomini si stanno rilassando in una sauna quando all'improvviso si ode un trillo. Uno di essi porge una mano all'orecchio ed inizia a parlare; quando finisce si sente osservatissimo e spiega: Tres hombres están desnudos en la sauna. De repente algo empieza a pitar. El primer hombre Três homens estavam sentados nus na sauna. Um Americano Bill Gates Three guys are sitting in a sauna: a Mexican Eram três homens um Brasileiro um Chinês e um Argentino. O Chinês todo esperto enventou um celular na mão e disse: -Olha Brasileiro olha Argentino. E os dois: -Nooooooooooooooossa. e o... Soudain Japanilainen Suomalainen
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