Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Соотеr, Ronnie and Donnie.
As they start their descent, Соотеr slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, "Well, shucks, someone should go and tell his wife."
Donnie says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.
Ronnie says, "Where did you get that вееr, Donnie?"
"Соотеr's wife gave it to me," Donnie replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you вееr?"
"Well, not exactly", Donnie says.
"When she answered the door, I said to her, "You must be Соотеr's widow."
She said, "You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow."
Then I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."
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