Two bums walk along the road and come across a dead body. The first bums takes out his knife and cuts open the belly on the stiff. The stomach is filled with undigested pea soup so the bum breaks...

Two bums walk along the road and come across a dead body. The first bums takes out his knife and cuts open the belly on the stiff. The stomach is filled with undigested pea soup so the вuм breaks out his spoon and starts eating “Aren’t you gonna have some?” He asks the second вuм.
“No way, that’s gross!”
Once вuм number one is done they move along but sure enough, after 10 minutes he throws up all that pea soup he ate. Now вuм number two breaks out his spoon and starts eating the hurl.
“What? Now you can eat it?!?”
“Yeah. I hate cold pea soup.”

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