Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet  in a pub. Sol has a patch over one eye,  a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ye?” Sol says, “Me pirate ship...

Two pirates, Morty and Sol, meet  in a pub. Sol has a patch over one eye,  a hook for a hand, and a wooden peg leg. “Ye gads, matey,” says Morty. “What happened to ye?”
Sol says, “Me pirate ship was attacked, and a lucky shot lopped off me leg. So now I got me a wooden peg.”
“And yer hand?” asks Marty.
“When me ship sank, a shark bit me hand off. So now I got me a hook.”
“OK, but what’s with the eye patch?”
“I was standin’ on a dock, and the biggest seagull I ever saw poops right in me eye.”
“But ya don’t go blind from no seagull роор.”
“True,” says Sol. “But it was me first day with the hook.”

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