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Doi programatori intr-un bar: - Vezi tipa aceia? Vezi ce "properties" are? - Da. Am "testat-o" aseara... Sunt read-only Шетаат двајца програмери по улица и сретнуваат згодна девојка: Првиот. - Види какви `proprieties` имаа оваа девојка. Вториот. - Џабе ти е Idu dva kompjuteraša ulicom i kaže jedan: - "Gle onu ribu! Kakve ima properties!" - "Ma jebesh to Eina du kompiuteristai ir kalbasi apie priekyje einančią merginą. Vienas sako: - Pažiūrėk Kalbasi du programuotoji kavinėje: - O properties pas ją aukščiausio lygio! - Gaila
Two programmers in a bar:
Do you see that chick there?
Look at here “properties”!
Yes, I’ve already “tested” here last night... they are read-only!
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Doi programatori intr-un bar: - Vezi tipa aceia? Vezi ce "properties" are? - Da. Am "testat-o" aseara... Sunt read-only Шетаат двајца програмери по улица и сретнуваат згодна девојка: Првиот. - Види какви `proprieties` имаа оваа девојка. Вториот. - Џабе ти е Idu dva kompjuteraša ulicom i kaže jedan: - "Gle onu ribu! Kakve ima properties!" - "Ma jebesh to Eina du kompiuteristai ir kalbasi apie priekyje einančią merginą. Vienas sako: - Pažiūrėk Kalbasi du programuotoji kavinėje: - O properties pas ją aukščiausio lygio! - Gaila
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