Walks Into a Bar... Native Custom

A Native American walks into a bar with a cat, a bag of sh*t and a shotgun. He asks for a bottle of whiskey and immediately downs it. He throws the bag of sh*t up in the air, shoots it with his shotgun, and takes a big bite of the cat's аss.
The bartender asks, "Buddy, what the hеll are you doing?"
The Native American responds, "I want to be like the white man: get drunк, shoot the sh*t and eat рussy."

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